What Would Jesus Drive?

[rookie]

From MSN News

So, just what would history's most famous Nazarene drive if he were alive today?
For the sake of argument, it helps to narrow the choice to one of those new hybrid cars versus an old International Harvester school bus of the sort that countless hippies once called home.

The hybrid's obvious appeal is the minimal carbon "footprint" it and its driver would leave on God's creation. The ecological shortcomings of the school bus are just as obvious -- think guzzled gas and a stinking cloud of burned oil.

But what the bus lacks in fuel efficiency it makes up for in passenger capacity, and that's of utmost importance to anyone seeking to convey the greatest number of needy souls to the nearest soup kitchen.

So, again, what would Jesus drive: the hybrid or the bus?
The question is hardly frivolous.

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[automotivebreath]

Jesus the Biker

He was a lot like you and me. The government didn't like him. The church
thought he was weird. His friends were few. What friends he had, denied
him. He was persecuted by hypocrites. He hung around people like you and
me, not the goody-two-shoes Pharisees.

Yes, if Jesus were on this earth in the flesh he would be next to you on
his Harley telling you he loved you.......

enough to die for you

[rookie]

I could not have said it better myself

[admin]

Jesus was very conservative and liked wine so what about the moped / liquor cycle?

[automotivebreath]

May look a little out of place at Sturgis.

Sturgis Motorcycle Rally 2007

[rookie]

I think it would be what ever would benifit the people around him the most.

[Rabiedmushroom]

Originally Posted by admin

Jesus was very conservative and liked wine so what about the moped / liquor cycle?

Is that the Magical-Beer-Moped that miraculously takes you home from the bar when slightly *hic* intoxicated?

Or are you suggesting that he could he turn gasoline into wine?

[admin]

I was thinking the one that takes you home from the bar!

[Alex]

Well, he certainly wouldn't be driving an SUV...

Hybrid is an ecological Red Herring but a PR/Marketing dream.

I suspect he would either walk, use public transport or drive a proper Mini (not one of those BMW things).

[MADGAT]

i change my mind, i think he would drive the new mercedes benz because if he had a job and lived on earth in the modern days don't you think that THE JESUS of NAZERATH would be something like a billionaire?

MADGAT